Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, ‘Esther, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.’
Esther always replied, ‘I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.’
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, [...]
Getting a hairdryer through customs…
A distinguished young woman on a flight from
Ireland asked the Priest beside her, ‘Father, may I ask a favor?’
‘Of course child. What may I do for you?’
‘Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my Mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and [...]
The popular Kevin
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Kevin was always bragging about how unreal and popular he was and one day he said to his boss, “You know, I reckon I know just about everyone there is to know. Just name someone and I probably know them.”
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff,and said, “OK, Kevin, how about [...]
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the Congregation and asked for a raise.
After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss [...]