Funny Protocol Jokes

Blocking this SSH joke because IT IS POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING NASTY!

A webserver may tell you her joke, but only if you tell her where you’re from and give her a cookie.

The problem with pdf jokes is, Please enter the password to copy the punchline.

The Problem with SSL jokes is that you must get someone else to vouch for you before you can tell the joke.

ping and traceroute jokes are only funny in groups

The great thing about rsync jokes is that it only tells them if you haven’t heard them before.

RAID joke are always redundant

PPP jokes are always between two people

NTP jokes are always on time

ASCII jokes need no ANSI.

Everyone gets a broadcast joke

The problem with TCP jokes is that people keep retelling them slower until you get them.

The bad thing about HTML DOM jokes is that everyone has their own interpretations, so you have to tell them 9000 different ways.

HTTP 200 jokes are only OK.

I know a great IPv6 joke, but I just don’t think you’re ready for it.

The bad thing about Kerberos jokes is that I can’t tell them to you because I don’t trust you and I don’t know your name!

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